Is touching allowed?
No, no touching of our cleaners is allowed.
Our Services
We offer a fully nude cleaning service only, priced at £140 for 2 hours. We cover general cleaning, including ironing. The person having their place cleaned is responsible for providing cleaning materials. (There is no ‘booking fee’ with us, so the naked cleaner earns £70 per hour.)
Full Naked Clean
Our standard service is a fully nude clean for £140 for 2 hours. We do not offer a lingerie service.
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Ironing Included
We provide a naked cleaning service, including ironing. The person having their place cleaned is responsible for providing cleaning materials (see above).
Contact UsAt the very least you will need to get
Plenty of cloths
Scourer pads
Dusters
Kitchen Surface cleaner
Washing up liquid
Bathroom Cleaner
Bleach spray
Dustpan and brush.
A hoover
Floor cleaner plus a mop and bucket.
(All the cleaner is expected to bring is her gloves.)
Please note that no touching of our cleaners is allowed, and only the people who normally live in the property can be present during the clean.
Who we are
About Us
We are a nationwide naked cleaning franchise firm run by Beta Publishing. It is a free franchise with a territory of one whole county. The Free Cleaning franchise. We offer a unique fully nude service only, unlike most other firms. We aim to have a woman naked cleaner serving every county in the UK. (Since each naked clean costs £140 for 2 hours and there is no booking fee, the naked cleaner earns £70 per hour.)
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Free Books
Some Of My Writing
I like to have, on each of my websites, a (free) Download of some of my writing that is relevant.
For this website, this is the most relevant ‘bit of writing’ I’ve done (entitled ‘Show Not Tell’ – from my book ‘Naturally’ – it’s 711 words, by the way, and shouldn’t take you very long to read).
Show Not Tell Download (about how a young woman goes into a Launderette and does a strip).
If you really really like this story, you can get the whole book, in print (‘Naturally’ by G Burnell and Danielle Fernando: [129 pages]) for only £8 (postage free in the UK). Email ifnna45@gmail.com quoting ‘Naturally book order’ to order. You will need to pay by bank transfer. Please do not send cash or a cheque through the post.’
DownloadFor this website, this is the most relevant ‘bit of writing’ I’ve done (entitled ‘Show Not Tell’ – from my book ‘Naturally’ – it’s 711 words, by the way, and shouldn’t take you very long to read).
Show Not Tell Download (about how a young woman goes into a Launderette and does a strip).
If you really really like this story, you can get the whole book, in print (‘Naturally’ by G Burnell and Danielle Fernando: [129 pages]) for only £8 (postage free in the UK). Email ifnna45@gmail.com quoting ‘Naturally book order’ to order. You will need to pay by bank transfer. Please do not send cash or a cheque through the post.’
The founder of Naturist-Cleaners-Franchising.co.uk is a writer, and in particular, a journalist, and there is a ‘Journalistic Page’ on this site, with some of his articles (these will be changed every 3 months). Why not look it up? [He writes on social studies, education and many other topics.]
Key Questions
Frequently Asked Questions
For more questions see our FAQ page
Can I take photos?
No, you cannot take photographs or videos of the cleaners, either when nude or clothed.
Who do I pay?
It is the cleaner you pay. There is no ‘booking fee’ to us.
Franchise Requirements & Details
We are looking for 1 woman in each area. Your territory will be 1 whole county in the UK.
Aged 18 - 35.
Must own a car.
Financials
The only charge to you is that you pay us £60 per month but only once you have at least 5 regular customers (until then you don’t pay us anything). See ‘Being a Franchisee’ Page.
No other charges - you keep all your earnings - that is, you earn £70 per hour.
[Because we don’t take any money from you, probably for several weeks, we do expect you to do something. We expect you to deliver 200 leaflets a week which will advertise your naked cleaners agency locally (to you). We will deliver these leaflets to you. This, we find, is the best way to quickly build up a clientele (locally to you). We simply don’t get enough enquiries via the Internet in each county to be able to quickly build up your business for you. (You don’t have to pay for these leaflets.]
It is unlikely that we will be able to provide enough naked cleaning work for you to work full-time as a naked cleaner for a while, so we would advise you not to give up your ‘day job’, but to do the naked cleaning mainly evenings and weekends, initially.
ALSO (if you wish) you will have the opportunity to take part in glamour photoshoots (with amateur photographers) for which the pay will be £110 per hour. (Arranged through our ‘sister site’ www.slightly-naughty-entertainment.co.uk.)
[It’s even possible that you might be interested in that – but not, after all, in the naked cleaning. If so, we’d still like to hear from you: Email: ifnna45@gmail.com (quoting ‘glamour photoshoots’)]
No other charges - you keep all your earnings - that is, you earn £70 per hour.
[Because we don’t take any money from you, probably for several weeks, we do expect you to do something. We expect you to deliver 200 leaflets a week which will advertise your naked cleaners agency locally (to you). We will deliver these leaflets to you. This, we find, is the best way to quickly build up a clientele (locally to you). We simply don’t get enough enquiries via the Internet in each county to be able to quickly build up your business for you. (You don’t have to pay for these leaflets.]
It is unlikely that we will be able to provide enough naked cleaning work for you to work full-time as a naked cleaner for a while, so we would advise you not to give up your ‘day job’, but to do the naked cleaning mainly evenings and weekends, initially.
ALSO (if you wish) you will have the opportunity to take part in glamour photoshoots (with amateur photographers) for which the pay will be £110 per hour. (Arranged through our ‘sister site’ www.slightly-naughty-entertainment.co.uk.)
[It’s even possible that you might be interested in that – but not, after all, in the naked cleaning. If so, we’d still like to hear from you: Email: ifnna45@gmail.com (quoting ‘glamour photoshoots’)]
How to Apply
To register your interest in being a Franchisee, email ifnna45@gmail.com (quoting ‘Naked Cleaner Franchise Opportunity – website’)
Hey guys: Would you be interested in going to an amateur glamour photoshoot (London or elsewhere)? £100 for a 3 hour session. See our other website for details: Slightly-Naughty-Entertainment.co.uk.
ALSO: Knickerless Parties arranged (Same website) [Young women (18-40) Franchisees wanted for these.]
(Find out about these things on the Homepage (near the bottom), under ‘Our Own Offerings’)