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We are a firm looking for naked cleaners (nationwide), and you get paid £70 per hour. Be a Franchisee. Free Franchise.

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We are confident that we can offer you an excellent opportunity to earn a substantial income (at £70 per hour) by engaging in interesting and rewarding work. This will be your own business, allowing you to keep all your earnings (£140 per clean). We are seeking around 70 women naked cleaners (one per county) to represent all the counties in the UK. (We are also seeking several naked cleaners in the London area.)

If you want to be a naked cleaner with us: Firstly, tell us where you live (nearest town will be fine) – and which county you want your franchise to be. (Doesn’t really apply if you live in London.) Also tell us your age. Please also tell us a little about yourself (in not more than 150 words). Also send us 1-3 full length nude photos of yourself (but you can crop your face out for confidentiality). We will get back to you. (You will probably be given a phone interview.)

Exclusive Territory, Low Start-Up Cost.

Building Your Customer Base

Most ‘Franchisors’ carve the country into much smaller areas and look for 1,000 franchisees or more. Our approach is different: each territory is 1 whole county. We aim to have 1 woman naked cleaner in each county in the UK. And your pay will be £70 per hour.

Your business territory will be one whole county.

We are looking for 1 woman in each area.

We aim to cover all counties in the UK.

Women getting ready to perform some cleaning in bedroom

Women walking through a house going to clean.

Affordable Entry, Transparent Pricing.

Financial

With every franchise I’ve ever known there is a franchise fee (which is usually considerable – often over £20,000), and an additional monthly amount which is often a percentage of sales – typically, maybe, about 10% of sales (or income).

We may describe the additional amount – the example I’ve given here being 10% of sales – as ‘rent’.

So there is the franchise fee and the ‘rent’.

Believe it or not, with us, the Franchise Fee is £0 (zero); and the ‘rent’ is only £60 per month.

ALSO We won’t expect you to pay anything at all (not even the £60 per month) – until you have really started to get going – not until you have 5 regular customers.

I’ll just say that 20 years ago or so I was looking round for a franchise opportunity and there was virtually nothing under £10,000 – in fact not much under £20,000, if I remember rightly. And most ‘Franchisors’ carved the country up into much smaller ‘bits’ – it was not uncommon for them to be looking for 1,000 Franchisees or more.

Building Your Customer Base

‘As explained above, we will advertise quite widely. All customer enquiries in your area are passed directly to you.’

Earnings Insight

We hope most customers will want a regular clean, perhaps once a fortnight. With regular clients, you only require about 20 customers to have a 'going concern'.

Customer Goal

Bear in mind that most naked cleaner agencies take over £50 per clean from the money, usually in the form of a ‘booking fee’. With us, you keep all your earnings – all the £140 for a 2 hour clean.

There is one problem. We simply don't get enough enquiries via the Internet in each county to be able to quickly build up your business for you. One county is (on average) only about one seventieth of the UK, and one seventieth of our enquiries aren't that many. In other words, initially at least, you will need to advertise (locally to you). But most mainstream advertising platforms won't allow you to advertise naked cleaning services (or anything in the way of 'adult services'). There are a few 'alternative' advertising platforms that allow 'adult services' to advertise, but these tend to be somewhat 'sleazy' to say the least – they are mainly for Escorts and massage services, and things like that.,

Believe it or not, we find your best bet is to place adverts on newsagents noticeboards. We have had designed a very professional advert design that is not at all 'sleazy'. And we will give you free, 50 of these A6 adverts (on card) for you to put on newsagents noticeboards – and things like that.

[It is true that some newsagents will refuse them, but probably quite a lot will accept them.]

If you are more ambitious there is another alternative. We have also had an A5 version (of the same advert) printed, and we will supply you with 1,000 of these free, and you can try distributing these door to door, perhaps at the rate of about 200 a week. If this works for you – if it results in a decent number of enquiries – we will happily continue to supply you with 1,000 a month for £20 a month (about what it costs us). Just tell us if you want to be issued with these 1,000 leaflets (as well as the 50 free advertising cards).

[We would advise you not to give up your 'day job' until you have built up a sufficient clientele to give you a good income – in other words initially do it evenings and weekends.]

ALSO (if you wish) you will have the opportunity to take part in glamour photoshoots (with amateur photographers) for which the pay will be £110 per hour. (Arranged through our ‘sister site’ www.slightly-naughty-entertainment.co.uk.)

[It’s even possible that you might be interested in that – but not, after all, in the naked cleaning. If so, we’d still like to hear from you: Email: ifnna45@gmail.com (quoting ‘glamour photoshoots’)]

Your Qualifications

To apply, you must be aged 18-35. You are also required to own a car.

Essential Criteria and Start-Up Costs

We are looking for 1 woman in each County. Provided you fulfil the basic requirements, we operate on a first come, first served basis.t